A retired gentleman by the name of "Welcome"Went to South African Home Affairs which some called HORROR Affair to apply for a pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his ID...he told her he had left it at Home.
So the Clerk Said, "Unbutton your SHIRT! " He then opened his shirt revealing his Grey hairy chest.
So the clerk said, "That Grey hairy chest is proof enough for me".And she processed his pension application.
When he got home he excitedly told his wife about his experience.
His wife said," You should have as well dropped your pants so that you get a disability pension too!"
