Is it Stupidity Or Dullness - Part Two - "The Confession, Can you Survive the Lie?"

After Eating the Mushroom, the man and woman sat outside chatting and gossiping when their Son "Temba" Came running and screaming! He said to his parents, "DAD, MUM! THE DOG IS DEAD!"
Without thinking twice, the man said to his wife, "WE ARE FUCKED! SO FUCKED!"
they calmed down and came to an agreement that they will not DIE with secrets. So they were going to tell each other them. The Husband went first, "My wife, That Lady selling tomatoes on the road over there, i v been in love with her for the past 20 years and that boy of hers who passes here often is my Son. And also "Philani" who died two years ago, i killed him in order to use him for our fast booming business that we have. Please forgive me. The wife couldn't believe her ears...Then it was her turn to confess. She began, "When i first came to south Africa, i had no place to stay so the guy who offered me accommodation is the father of "Diphuka" and not you. And this "Temba" you don't like much is your real SON together with "Philani", the one you killed for "muti"

In the state of shock, they both felt relieved to die without secrets. As they were waiting for their death, Temba came running and calling "DAD, DAD! the man who bumped"Killed" the DOG is waiting by the road so that you can discuss the compensation for the loss.

Bringing to Light the Embarrassment, what do you think the couple did after discovering they were not going to DIE ?

Is it Stupidity Or Dullness - "The Death Threat!!"

There was this Man and Woman who wanted to "EAT" mushrooms. They didn't know how to distinguish between the poisonous and Non - Poisonous. To test this, they cooked the mushroom and gave the Dog to eat so that they can see whether it will Die Or Not!. Eventually the Dog did NOT DIE! so they concluded that the mushroom was fine for them to EAT! and so they ate.

After eating, they sat and relaxed....Guess what happened NEXT " THE DOG DIED!!!!"

See part two............"The Confession, Can you Survive the Lie"

Something To Laugh About?

A retired gentleman by the name of "Welcome"Went to South African Home Affairs which some called HORROR Affair to apply for a pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his ID...he told her he had left it at Home.

So the Clerk Said, "Unbutton your SHIRT! " He then opened his shirt revealing his Grey hairy chest.

So the clerk said, "That Grey hairy chest is proof enough for me".And she processed his pension application.

When he got home he excitedly told his wife about his experience.

His wife said," You should have as well dropped your pants so that you get a disability pension too!"